Happy Pill of the Day

The Waxies Dargle - Lyrics

Says my oul wan to your oul wan will you come to the Waxies Dargle,
Says your oul wan to my oul wan sure I haven't got a farthin,
I went down to Monto Town and I asked young Kill McArdle,
But he wouldn't lend me the half a crown to go to the Waxies Dargle,

What will you have? Will you have a pint?
Yes, I'll have a pint with you sir,
And if one of you doesn't order soon we'll be thrown out of the boozer,

Says my aul one to your aul one will you come to the Galway Races,
Says your aul one to my aul one with the price of my aul lad's braces,
I went down to Capel Street to the Jew man money lenders,
But they wouldn't give me a couple of bob on me oul lad's red suspenders,

What will you have? Will you have a pint?
I'll have a pint with you sir,
And if one of you doesn't order soon we'll be thrown out of the boozer,

Says my aul one to your aul one we have no beef nor mutton,
But if we go down to Monto Town we might get a drink for nothin',
Here's a nice piece of advice I got from an aul fishmonger,
When food is scarce and you see the hearse you know you've died of hunger,

What will you have? Will you have a pint?
I'll have a pint with you sir,
And if one of you doesn't order soon we'll be thrown out of the boozer,

Says my oul wan to your oul wan will you come to the Waxies Dargle,
Says your oul wan to my oul wan sure I haven't got a farthin,
I went down to Monto Town and I asked young Kill McArdle,
But he wouldn't give me a half a crown to go to the Waxies Dargle,

What will you have? Will you have a pint?
I'll have a pint with you sir,
And if one of you doesn't order soon we'll be thrown out of the boozer.

lyrics as posted by IrishMusicCountry on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgLGVy2tCXE
with some changes, where I found necessary