Now, this is a bit scaring, because further destruction of this planet seems out of question and almost inevitable for some of these science guys, while looking for solutions to make a far away dust ball habitable is a highly interesting challenge. Brilliant. So, finally I got convinced and decided to fire my own lander device up - I called it "Elephantosity" - just to find me a nice place to settle down and live my life in peace then ...
A few days ago it send me first picures.
"Elephantosity" landed near "Galaxias Chaos" in November 2012, but there was so much of this red dust everywhere that I gave remote commands to look for some other spot.
I got no new messages then for the whole December, but from the transmitted logs I could see it was crawling around here and there ... I was happy, because it was still in exploration mode and looking for something.
Then yesterday my monitor suddenly popped me a message and "Elephantosity" send this snapshot from "Hyperboreus Labyrinthus" area:
In the zoom view it shows the shape of a gull-like life form, - which could clearly indicate the existence of a sea in the local environment - thus: water as a basic element of all life!
Not such a bad start, but if I had to leave Earth I'd need a bit more than this.
Anyway, I gave "Elephantosity" new commands to find at least something like a beach. And if there's more breaking news, I'll post the latest updates here.
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News update Jan. 2013: The U.S. will not build a "Death Star" - not very Mars related, but hey!
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News Update 2013-01-30
While I was asked for it: No, at the moment we cannot seriously talk about booking rides, except tickets will cost around three thrillion Mars Dollars - we already planned a new currency that sounds much big and impressive.
Today I was casting for a trustworthy co-pilot for our trip. In the tests the first candidate didn't make it too far, because we forgot getting a fully functional space suit for him.
So, for the other one we had to get some fashionable space wear then. Look:
As Earth life conditions are getting worse every day, stay tuned for more exciting news.
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